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A Southern Girl in Paris Part 4: Pedaling through the Last Day of Paris

June 1, 2015 by patty lauren Leave a Comment

Part 1.1 Part 1.2 Part 2 Part 3

Monday morning was Memorial Day here in the States and in France it was Whit Monday (the day after Pentecost Sunday). Last Memorial Day I was spending the day with friends, laying out by the pool, eating those summer sticky popsicles in the plastic sleeves, napping, and eating. It was a very American Memorial Day. This year I spent a holiday in Paris biking around the city.

Running in Paris

We woke up early and laced up for a little run around Montmartre. In typical Paris fashion, it was drizzling while we were out – so far it hadn’t rained at all so I was happy to see some sprinkles while I was still in town.

We started our run up these lovely stairs. In the words of my trainer, C, “Don’t think about it – just do it!” So – we did.

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We ran back over to Sacré-Cœur to see it during the day and peek inside. It’s as beautiful as you might imagine – I always love these types of churches. They are so reverent and Holy. It was a completely different scene from the evening before – no one else was around and it was very quiet.

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Paris is full of parks and we stopped at a small one to see the I Love You wall – a huge tile wall of the phrase in over 300 languages. I told ya’ll Paris is romantic. And, not in a sappy way but in a way that reminds you what love can be – passionate and crazy and carefree and uncomplicated.

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We ran through the cobblestone streets, the mist of an early morning mist showering us, the smell of bread being baked in the boulangeries – it was a perfect Paris morning. And, in true Parisian fashion – I stopped for a croissant after our run.

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I could have run around all morning looking at the cute shops and streets we passed.

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After our run, we headed back to the hotel to get ready for a full day of biking in Paris!

Mind Your Hand Signals

Paris has a bike system called Velib which for less than $2 you can rent a bike all day! Pretty sweet deal, right? To secure this nifty price the only catch is you have to dock your bike every 30 minutes. This really isn’t a big inconvenience because the Velib bike stations are everywhere around the city. As long as there is a slot open, you can dock the bike for 2 mins, get it back out and be on your way. If you miss the allotted re-dock time, you’re charged 1 Euro.

So, biking – I LOVE to bike. However, I bike on a little cruiser bike that doesn’t have gears, hand brakes, a bell, etc. In typical “me” fashion, it’s a very classic, basic bike. The Velib bikes are not basic – first of all, they are the equivalent of lugging around the dead weight of a grown man (that might be an exaggeration but that’s what it seemed like), they have gears and hand brakes and bells, etc. And, a basket – which I found to be perfect for a baguette and a bottle of wine.

It took me a good five minutes just to get my seat situated (which, by the way – was not conducive to my backside but that’s another story).

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It was at this point (yes, at the beginning) we started having bike problems. NOT MINE THIS TIME! Ha!

A’s first bike had a flat tire – which she didn’t realize until we had already headed away from the station we got our bikes. So, we stopped to redock and she got another one – this one had a faulty bell. We waited until it was time to redock our bikes to get another one and she enlisted me as the official “bike checker”, which included checking the brakes, handles, bells, and tires.

“All looks good!” I shouted while she was at the kiosk checking out the bike I had just “OKed”

She comes over to get it out of the slot and sees this:

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That’s right – it had a missing pedal.

“Patty! You failed me.”

We hadn’t experienced pedal problems yet! Anyway, after this time we checked absolutely everything on the bike. So, if you find yourself in a similar situation – save yourself some wasted time and frustration and give your rent-a-bike a good once over. Although, I can see how pedals would fall off as heavy as those things were.

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After our late-night encounter with the red light district we decided to head back in the daylight to see the famous Moulin Rouge. Of course, in the stark contrast of daylight the area was completely different. Well, not completely – a myriad of shops lined both sides of the streets. Ya’ll can use your imagination. 🙂

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It was cool to see such a famous site – all I could think of was the movie with Nicole Kidman. Seemed much more glamorous.

Monday was my shopping day so we stopped at several boutiques and stores for souvenirs. I don’t shop for myself when I travel – I usually pick up a momento from a restaurant or a site or keep ticket stubs and those are my souvenirs. If I do get myself anything, it’s usually a small piece of jewelry that’s locally made.

By the middle of our day, both my and A’s bike baskets were full of all matter of purchases… which, would have been fine if I hadn’t decided to fall off my bike. In the street. Let me back up a little bit – so there are lots of bike lanes in Paris (and even little red lights, too), which is great, but there are also plenty of streets that don’t have bike lanes. And, there don’t seem to be a lot of rules for cars or bikers. Which means you are navigating extremely busy roads relying on hand signals and eye contact to make sure you don’t get run over. I was having a legitimately difficult time with that bike and it being so heavy – couple that with trying to ride in the road and a basket full of glass and you get this scene:

A slowed down ahead of me so I did the same. The slow pace was just enough time for my top heavy bike to lean over to one side and crash completely into the sidewalk. My purse and souvenirs went splattering and rolling down the sidewalk. And, if that wasn’t enough I fell on top off the bike and then off of it.

What do you do? You just gotta laugh. It was funny. Tragic, but funny. It’s so typical of my life! Of course I brought a few extra souvenirs back in the way of bruises all over my lower body.


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We parked our bikes and headed to Angelina – a famous café that is said to be Audrey Hepburn’s favorite. I was (still love her) a huge fan of Audrey Hepburn growing up – Love in the Afternoon, Funny Face and my favorite, Sabrina (“Oh, but Paris isn’t for changing planes, it’s… it’s for changing your outlook, for… for throwing open the windows and letting in… letting in la vie en rose.”) – they all had elements of Paris in them and I guess that’s why I always thought it would be magical.

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I was hoping to have a little respite at Angelina but since I only wanted a couple macaroons and their famous hot chocolate it was a little “frowned upon” to have a seat in the main area. Definitely very Parisian and not very Southern. While the South is very accommodating, Paris proved to be very non-accommodating in many ways. Take it or leave it. But, the next best thing was to take the sweets across the street and sit in the park.

Their macaroons were good – I had better ones in New York City. The famous hot chocolate was out of this world – it was like drinking brownie batter. I couldn’t even finish that little cup!! Good for sharing 🙂

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After a little rest in the park, we biked back over to the area of the Louvre and walked around for a little while. Have I mentioned how much walking we did?

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This is what the sky looked like every day – perfect!

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Tuileries Garden

 

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As it started getting later into the evening we went in search of something to bring for the final viewing of the Eiffel Tower. The day was coming to a close – I was going to miss the simplicity of the past few days.

We were walking by the building below and A asked me if I thought people that lived in Paris really appreciated where they lived or realized how amazing it was to look out the window and see the Eiffel Tower everyday. I couldn’t answer the question because I don’t know – I would imagine they are “used” to their life so it’s not like us thinking about living there. The magic wears off after a while, I suppose.

The other night I was driving to a friend’s house out far away from the city and there was the most beautiful sunset starting. The mountains far off in the distance were clear and the sky was bright – flecked with pale tones of pink and purple and yellow. It wasn’t Paris, but Paris isn’t my home. And, I want to appreciate the beauty that’s around me and never take it for granted.

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We made our way over to the Eiffel Tower and found a good spot in the grass to relax. It was much less crowded than the last night we were there.

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The warm weather was abandoning us as the night crept on so we got ready to leave. Thankful for the opportunity to meet up with my sweet friend and make so many awesome, once-in-a-lifetime memories.

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 So ends the story of A Southern Girl in Paris…

until next time… bisous, patty lauren


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A Southern Girl in Paris Part 2: Crepes and the City

May 27, 2015 by patty lauren 2 Comments

  Part 1.1, Part 1.2

After arriving at the hotel and taking just enough time to wash my face and change clothes, we headed out into the city. A suggested we stop at a pastry shop – I asked her if we were going to get lunch there and she said, “No, just because! We can eat while we walk.” Eating croissants while wandering around Paris? Yes, please.

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eating croissants waiting on the metro

We took the metro into the heart of Paris and started walking around. Cobblestone streets and the scent of freshly baked bread emanating from boulangeries filled my senses. It brought back all of the good memories from my last time in Europe. It was beginning to feel magical. We saw the sweetest little flower shop as we were walking around and I had to stop in to, literally, smell the flowers.

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peonies – my favorite flower!

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It was time for another little snack – street crêpes! There are lots of places for street fare so we stopped at one and ordered. I went with a “savory” crêpe and ordered chicken, egg, and cheese. They make them in front of you on a crêpe machine, spreading the batter out, flipping it in perfect time and filling with your choice of toppings.

Mine was a little full and not five minutes after A says, “You are so brave for wearing white pants!” Liquid cheese squirts out of the bottom of my crêpe and lands all over my relatively new white jeans. Oh well. It’s not every day you’re eating crêpes in Paris while walking along the Seine – no complaints here!

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We started to walk down towards the Champs-Élysées. We passed through the Tuileries Garden  – just one of the many stunning public parks of Paris. Beautiful flowers, manicured laws, and goats?! The thing with goats is kind of an inside/work joke with A so it was serendipitous to see a goat at Tuileries while we were there together.

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We walked to the Arc de Triomphe – A says it boasts one of the best views in the city, especially in the evening!

As we strolled down Champs-Élysées we saw a big commotion across the street. There was a crowd of people clustering around an individual – cameras, screams, etc.

“Maybe it’s Justin Bieber!” A says.

“Let’s go find out.”

“Just hold up your phone and start taking pictures!”

So we’re standing in the middle of the street taking pictures although we have no idea what or who we are taking pictures of. Once the crowd dispersed some, we saw a man emerge – the President of France – François Hollande! Not Justin Bieber, but the second best thing, I suppose. I’M JOKING. I am not a Belieber.

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We visited some of the shops along the strip before walking towards the Eiffel Tower (which you really can see from almost anywhere in Paris). I’ve heard people refer to the Tower as a “hunk of metal” and not that awesome but I was awestruck. It was more beautiful than I had imagined.

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We found a nice little spot on the ground and lounged around in the sunshine. I think it was at this point I realized what is said about Paris being the City of Love is true. You better not have a problem with PDA when you’re in France. Old, young – age didn’t matter and neither did the location.

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yellow stains courtesy of crepe juice

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After a little respite, we walked around some more. Lots and lots and lots of walking in Paris. In the days leading up to my trip, my dad and I had a conversation that went a little like this:

“I know you’re an adult and you’re going to do what you want, but I just think that… you should… you know… think about what you wear. You’re going alone to a big city… and, I just think you should… be smart…you know?”

I knew exactly what he meant. He wasn’t talking about my clothes.

“Don’t worry, Dad, I’m going to leave the hooker heels at home.”

“Okay, good.”

No way was I bringing my heels to Paris with all that walking. Plus, the cobblestone, ya’ll! As A said: “You’d be baby giraffing all over the place!”

A took me to Notre Dame and gave me a few history lessons. She was always saying, “Here is your history lesson,” and then went into a short narrative of the structure. So fun!

We walked along part of the famous love lock bridge where couples put locks in pledge of their love to each other. A lot of them had put some serious thought into their lock – it was sweet!

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We roamed over to 29 Avenue Rapp – an apartment that has won “the most beautiful façade in Paris”. It is gorgeous! Of course, to me, all of the building facades are charming with their window boxes full of flowers and French doors. Although, 29 Rapp’s door does kind of look like a screaming face to me.

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It doesn’t get truly dark until after 10pm in Paris (told you it was magical!!) but we headed out in search of something to sip on while we waited for the Eiffel Tower to light up. After we sat in the grassy area under the Tower for awhile, we walked back up to another point near the Tower as it still wasn’t dark yet. This is where we stumbled upon several groups playing The Shell Game. Okay, I know this is a scam, but MAN! It’s so blatantly obvious how they screw people over – it was killing me! I was dying to play but A basically held my arms down and told me to not talk – ha! I could have won us big money. We stood there for about fifteen minutes and at one point I was so engrossed in what was going on before I knew it, one of the “players” had their hands around me pushing me up to the front to play and had separated A from me. She barged in between me and this group and pulled me away from them and we went on our way. I still know I could have won!

Around 10pm, before the sky was completely in its dark glory, the Eiffel Tower lit up in the night sky.

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Shortly after, the sparkling lights came on and glittered us into the evening…

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Pictures don’t do the sight justice – it is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my life. No matter how many pictures or videos you see nothing compares to actually being there surrounded by one of the most picturesque sites in the world. And, so my first night in Paris came to a close…

Part 3 coming soon!

until next time… xoxo, patty lauren

 

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The Windy City Diaries Part 1

May 20, 2015 by patty lauren 1 Comment

Part 1

At the present moment I am writing this blog from our hotel, The Park Hyatt. I really can’t say enough amazing things but more about that later. They are in the process of fetching me (I love that word – fetching) some batteries for my wireless keyboard but any on-the-go writer knows it’s a pain in the you-know-where to finger type on your portable device.

So… Chicago! Like any good story I will start at the beginning. My dad, who I haven’t written a whole lot about on M&W (but that’s about to change – he’s been warned!) is an amazing person. My mom and I are so lucky to have him in our lives. I can’t really say enough nice and good things about him except for he is a wonderful man and anyone lucky enough to have him in their lives are immensely blessed. He’s shown me the epitome of selflessness, unconditional love, humor, grace… the things he does for others no one else will know about it because he’s too humble to say. I could never be an actress because I can’t cry on command but when I think about my Dad and how much I love him and all of the things he has done for our family… Waterworks. One of my coworkers would always say, “He is going to make it really hard for some man to live up to!” Isn’t that the way it should be? Dads play such a huge role in their daughters lives… Major. I’m beyond fortunate – of course I’m biased but if you’re reading this and you know my Dad I think you’ll agree he’s a pretty cool guy.

Anyway, out of the rabbit hole! I had been wanting to visit Chicago for awhile and the only thing keeping me from taking the trip myself was the fact Dad had been here before several times and I knew he would like to probably go, too, and it would be a fun father-daughter trip.

The opportunity to go finally came in the way of the NRA Show (no, not the National Rifle Association although that is what I thought when I got sent the ticket information. This NRA Show is the National Restaurant Association Show which basically boils down to… FREE FOOD SAMPLES. Just kidding. But, I swear some people just bought the $50 tickets to gorge on free samples of lobster and cheesecake and beef and alcohol for three days. Whatever floats your boat, man. More about the show later.

Our trip started Saturday afternoon but I was up way before time running hill sprints at 6:30AM. One point for early morning dedication because I was about to blow it with the deep dish pizza I had been lusting after in my dreams.

While flying out of Chattanooga is well and great it is not what I’m used to so I found myself having to slow my roll. I found myself driving way too fast to get to a destination we had plenty of time to be at and I also found myself stripping my clothes way too early in the TSA line while everyone else just mosied along and slowly undid their belts and slowly took off their shoes and slooooowly went through the line. It’s just completely different from Atlanta. I can’t tell you how many cans of dry shampoo I’ve gotten through Atlanta (jk?) but somehow I don’t think that would fly in Chattanooga. Too much time = extra thoroughness.

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I’m a one bag traveler. Ready to go!

 

I think the whole ordeal threw off my travel mojo as I then started dropping all matter of crap on the floor and had to have people help me pick it up. Struggle. I get worked up before trips and sometimes get a little ADD. We made it through security (not without Dad getting pulled aside for using his middle name as his legal name. He’s never gotten over the fact his middle name is what he’s known by instead of his first legal name. It was entertaining – I was amused, he wasn’t. Typical.)

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I get my inner nerd and tech loving ways from my Pops

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Ready for takeoff!

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one of my weird little habits… I also have to have a tomato juice with ice when I fly (I NEVER drink it any other time!)

 

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But, first… let’s take an ussie and be white girls and get our Sbux cups, too.

 

We arrived in Chicago Saturday afternoon and much to my pleasant surprise, he announced we would be being “adventurous” and taking the train. Music to my ears! I love me some public transportation while traveling. The train took us down into the city where we had our first Uber experience. And, I use the term experience genuinely. With Uber you can track the location of your arriving ride on your phone. You even get a picture of your driving and their cell phone number! It’s the Tinder of transportation! Well, we saw one, two, three rides go by we thought was ours: “Here he comes. Aaand, nevermind.” So we stood outside for about 30 minutes waiting on our ride only to realize someone-who-shall-remain-nameless put in the wrong address.

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perfect time to take some more ussies!

 

A few things I first noticed about Chicago – it is nothing like New York City! I guess I was expecting another NYC type atmosphere but Chicago could not be further from the city. There is grass, there are flowers, there are tall buildings but you’re not surrounded by humongous skyscrapers so big you feel utterly consumed. People were SO NICE. Men opened doors for ladies and everyone said “please” and “thank you” and “excuse me”. No one was blaring their horn in the street too much. No yelling at pedestrians. It was SO CLEAN. I’d been prepared for machetes in the streets after knowing Chicago is so crime ridden but I didn’t see any of that. It was not what I expected at all and that was a good thing. Of course, it’s never good to expect anything out of life period because what does expectation get us? That’s right, let’s all say it together… disappointment -playing worlds smallest violin- However, that wasn’t the case in this story.

We found a Jamba Juice on the way to the hotel… a must when any of my family travels. We love our Jamba Juice.

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We arrived at the Park Hyatt and got settled in. Everything about the hotel was perfect. The staff, the room, the view, the amenities, the location. We were on the 15th floor and it overlooked The Water Tower and Lake Michigan. My favorite thing about the room was the seating area in front of the big picture window.

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isn’t that beautiful?!

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I spent a nice amount of time reading in front of the bay window and having the windows open. Which, apparently, I’m not old enough to do on my own. I laid down on the seat and got my iPad to read the rest of Gone Girl and I opened up the little window to hear the city noise and get some fresh air. I also took the screen off so I could see outside without being restrained by the black netting. That’s when I was rudely met with:

“Put the screen back on that window!!”

“Uh, why? I want to see outside without the screen in my way.”

“Knowing you, you’ll drop your damn phone out of it.”

I can’t even.

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“the window”

 

The bathroom (you all know how I like my bathrooms) was gorgeous… I think we both were pretty geeked it had a TV in it, too! But, that wasn’t my favorite part… Upon visiting the restroom I was perusing my surroundings when I saw a telephone on the wall. I mean, why does anyone really need a telephone in the bathroom?  “Help, I’m out of toilet paper!” (Okay, that would probably be me so nevermind.)

I picked up the phone and dialed the room. *Ring Ring*

“Hello?” (I thought for sure he would know it was me)

“I can call you from the bathroom!”

“You’re retarded” *CLICK*

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Giordano’s
Since I’m pretty well-versed in the proper way to use Pinterest and like to use it to my advantage while traveling, Dad let me recommend some places to eat. Saturday night led us to a pizza place I had read a lot of amazing things about – Giordanos. The wait just for your pizza is typically around 45 minutes. However, when you put your name on the waiting list you can go ahead and order your food so the time is reduced. We went with a traditional stuffed Chicago style pepperoni pizza and two caesar salads. The salads were just enough until the main dish.

OH. MY. GOD. Okay, so some people know this about me but my favorite food is pizza. I love it. Feed me pizza and pet me and be sweet to me and that’s all I ask, honestly. I haven’t had pizza in months so I was really, really, reeeeally looking forward to this. And, it was everything I could have hoped for… perfection. The pepperoni were snuggled under a thick layer of cheese which was topped with the most perfect sauce and baked into the most crispy, hard, thick crust. I found my true love pizza match. Good thing you can also get it shipped to your house, right?! #christmasgiftideas

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THIS IS FOOD PORN YA’LL!

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I’m gonna need a moment alone with my pizza…

 

After dinner, we made our way back to the hotel.

“What time is it?” Dad asked.
“7:45pm”
“What a bunch of losers”

It was at some point in this conversation he proceeds to say something like:

“You’re going to be 31 this year.”

“No, I’m not! I just turned 30! Thirty one isn’t until next year.” 

“Whatever. Same thing. I’m getting older and I want you to feel like I feel.”

Like… what do you even say to that? He kills me.

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The Park Hyatt has a fantastic spa and fitness area on their 7th floor so I decided to check out the pool when we got back to the hotel. Lucky for me no one else was in there so I had the whole place to myself. The pool is a lap pool but a great size to accommodate several swimmers. I made a couple of laps and found myself sunk down in the jacuzzi. I could see part of the Chicago skyline, it’s quiet… relaxing. It was a good way to end my first day in the Windy City.

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And, just because it was funny I decided to text Dad an SOS for the directions to our room since he thought I was inept earlier in the evening:

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until part 2… xoxo, patty lauren

 

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The Sand Chronicles Part 5: He is Risen

April 18, 2015 by patty lauren 1 Comment

“Everything is going to be fine in the end.
If it’s not fine it’s not the end.”  Oscar Wilde

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4.0 Part 4.1

Sunday morning 5:15am came too soon. Saturday had been a magnificent day well spent and today would be our last at the beach. We got ready and headed down to the church that was hosting the sunrise service. Naturally, I wore some of my best heels for this special day. Some things will never change. Now, the plan was to take them off when we actually got the beach so I wasn’t going to actually try to wear them on the sand. That would just be silly.

It was. SO. COLD. But, the kind of cold that’s exhilarating. We found a place on the edge of the shore where we could see the sunrise behind the cross structure they had erected for the service. It was truly breathtaking. I will never forget it. How amazing we are free to sing on the beach about our Savior’s grace and love. We are free to worship and we take it for granted every day. We are indebted to those who have served and those that have given their lives for us to be allowed to have these spectacular moments of unabandoned worship.

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I think this is my favorite picture I took the whole weekend

 

The message really hit home, too. We are part of Jesus. We are part of the resurrection and we have responsibilities. We are supposed to be set apart and different. It was a good reminder to something we too often sweep under the rug. I was glad the pastor spoke on something so relevant on one of the most important days relating to our Christian faith.

Of course, I would have to have a mishap. The tide kept creeping closer and closer and I must have had to save my heels from near drowning at least 5 times. Don’t worry, babies… Momma’s got you.

After the service ended, E and I hung around to get some actual sunrise pictures together!

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Did I mention it was cold? Of course E was prepared with a blanket.

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a photographer’s dream lighting. TAKE ME BACK!!!

 

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We got back to the condo, packed everything up and headed out. We had planned beforehand to stop over in Savannah for a couple of hours. E has never been and was eager to see a little bit before we headed home.

We hit Forsyth Park and had brunch at The Sentient Bean  (highly recommend – they have a generous and delicious menu full of vegetarian friendly options that are aaaaamazing.)

We walked through the park and I had a little rendezvous with some spanish moss. One of my favorite things about the deep south is the spanish moss. The way the trees line the streets and the branches come over the road and create this dreamy, draping canopy is one of my favorite views. It’s romantic and so southern. While I don’t sit around thinking about wedding plans too often I do think spanish moss, cotton blossoms and peonies would be really dreamy for a bouquet.

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After brunch, we drove over to the River Street area. We got some ice cream and watched candy makers at River Street Sweets making pralines and taffy. We saw a cargo ship and waved to some people on the top of it that looked like ants. Our time was winding down and every moment stretched a little longer… It had been everything I had hoped.

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Trying honey at the Savannah Bee Co.

 

Of course… this is not the end of the story. We left Savannah and about an hour out of town E’s all-too-familiar nonchalant voice says:

“Oh gosh. Your bike.”

“What about my bike?” I shot up from my resting position and looked in my side mirror.

“It’s falling off the car.”

“What!” Sure enough, one side was about 5″ from the pavement. “Stop! Stop the car!”

“I’m trying!”

We skidded over the rumble strips but it seemed like the longest stop ever. “Stop the car, my bike is gonna fall off!”

“I’m trying!”

So, here we are… on the side of the freakin’ interstate trying to get my bike back up on the rack and secured.

“We need to get off the road. We’re going to get hit by a car.” I am literally about to pee my pants. All I can envision is a car coming over and killing us both.

We got the bike back on the rack and pulled off into a weigh station to re-bungee cord the bikes. I am now an expert at using bungee cords. Need something bungee corded? I’m your gal. Need something duct taped? I’m your gal. Bungee cord and duct tape together? You got it… I’m your gal. I know how to use ropes and use them well. Okay, that sounds like an advertisement for something else. Bottom line… I can work some stretchy cords and tape.

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The Bungee Master

About halfway through the trip, I took over piloting our speedy red Jetta. I did mention it was speedy, right? We’re cruising on, making good time to get the rental back, jamming out to some tunes (the radio needs more diversity. I swear if I hear ONE MORE song from 50 Shades of Grey, I am going to go postal), when E suddenly says:

“Patty, how fast are you going?” She is rubbernecking to look at the speedometer.

“Uh.”

I honestly didn’t know. Look, when you are used to driving a 17 year old tank that does not have a Start/Stop button and doesn’t beep at you when you don’t put your seatbelt on and actually has to have a KEY to open the door the chances are you are not going to realize you’re going 100MPH when it only seems like 75-80.

I also have a problem with speeding. I admit it. I like to drive fast. I like fast cars and I cannot lie. There, I said it. Sue me!

“You’re going 100 miles an hour! Patty! Oh my gosh. I knew I could see the 90 mark from over here but I couldn’t even see the red line!”

Nobody was injured. Live and let live.

We finally arrived back to Chattanooga with about 20 minutes to spare, enabling us to unload the car and bikes. It was at the point in time I was stung by an unknown flying inspect I can only assume was a bee or wasp since half of its booty was still stuck in my hand.

And, as always, E was prepared and removed the stringer with a pair of tweezers. Someone get this girl a job leading the Girl Scouts. Seriously.

This concludes our beach weekend… I have come back thankful, rested, rejuvenated, excited, hopeful, and peaceful. I am 1/3 of the way through 30 and it has been one crazy ride so far. Here’s to the next 3 months!

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until next time… xoxo, patty lauren

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The Sand Chronicles Part 4.1: Blood Moon Rising

April 16, 2015 by patty lauren Leave a Comment

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Let me preface this post to say I am right brained individual so while planning our last-night-at-the-beach pictures I didn’t bother to consider the sun was not going to be setting where it had been rising. Ahem. We got out to the beach and I was all, “Where is the sun?! Why is it over there?!” I could have spared you this detail to make myself look more intelligent or less ditzy, but where’s the fun in that? Keepin’ it real. I wish I could have snapped a picture of E’s face when those words came out of my mouth.

“WHAT? Patty, the sun is over there  – that’s where it’s staying.”

“Whaaaat!”

“The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. It can’t rise and set in the same place. I’m pretty sure I learned that when I was 10 years old.”

“I’m old, okay?! 10 years old was a long time ago!”

Apparently turning 30 means I get to blame my lapses in common sense on my age. Hurrah.

However, in this case I obviously am aware the sunrise and sunset are not going to be in the same place and I should have thought it out better, but again… right sided. So, we just had to settle for the ocean in the background without the sunrise (oh the struggle).

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This picture about sums up our friendship

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Erika really liked taking pictures of me being “candid” – nutty is more like it.

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After we finished our photography session (I am sure we entertained plenty of beach goers running back and forth to the tripod to make sure everything was still looking okay) E and I were walking back to the condo when she said:

“Man, I am really tempted to jump into the pool.”

Honestly, I don’t know what was said after this but all I know is at some point between walking back to our room and actually getting into the room I had agreed to cannon ball into the pool. In the dark. And, it wasn’t exactly warm.

We tried to get the camera to record a video but considering it was pitch black by the pool and I’m not a videographer, we decided it was probably best not to have evidence of what was about to occur. For the next 10 minutes, I jumped up and down and simulated some boxing moves (still waiting to actually get to punch the living daylights out of an inanimate object) while talking myself into jumping into the pool.

“I can do this! It’s not a 40 foot cliff dive. This is easy! I’m a grownup. I can do this! I’m ready! Yeah! I’m ready!”

Okay, sidebar: E and I went cliff diving 40-50 feet up in the air off some jagged rocks back when we were in college. It took about an hour for us to actually jump. Naturally, E was all, “If Patty does it, I’ll do it!” What am I, the barometer for stupid antics? People think if I do something then it’s okay and they can do it, too. This is either good or bad. I haven’t decided.

E is doubled over laughing at me and grabbing my hand because she wanted to make sure I didn’t “abandon” her. She thought I was going to let her jump alone. Psht. Please. I wouldn’t do that…

So then I told her she needed to count to 3.

“1…2…3…” nobody jumped. This was going to take all night.

Back to the hopping up and down. E is talking about the Blood Moon and what if we die. Dramatics. I feel sorry for the poor woman sitting by the pool probably trying to have a relaxing evening. I’m sure she thought we were skunk drunk but this just goes to show you there is no need for alcohol when you have two crazy people at the beach.

We counted to three one more time and took the plunge.

Little tidbit: If someone actually gets me to do something like this chances are I want to push it a little further. For example… my new excursions into hiking has turned into me wanting to “just find some spot in the woods off the road to camp.” I get a little crazy.

So, naturally… I suggested running into the ocean under the Blood Moon. Now it was my turn to try and convince her this was okay.

“But, there are sharks!”

“No there aren’t. Sharks aren’t around here!” (not entirely true but not entirely a lie)

“Yes there are! Did you see how close those dolphins were to the shore?”

“Nah. Sharks aren’t going to get us. Come on!”

“You can run into the ocean but I’m not getting eaten by a shark.”

We started half running/half walking down to the beach. E was being practical:

“We need a flashlight.”

“The moon is our flashlight!”

You can see who is the logical one and who is the loose cannon.

We got down to the beach and I ran in first. I’ll admit once my body was halfway in the water I thought “okay maybe this is dumb” because then my imagination starts thinking about a Great White Shark grabbing my leg and pulling me under for his Easter supper.

We survived.

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LOOK AT THAT MOON!

After traipsing back up the room we got ready for dinner and headed to The CharBar Co. for burgers. I got their most popular, The Champ, and some truffle fries. I thought it was awesome and would highly recommend going if you’re a gourmet burger fan.

It really was an adventurous day. We headed to bed late, full of new and fun memories and looking forward to an Easter sunrise service on the beach.

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Part 5 coming soon…

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